Monday, September 14, 2009

We got an email from a genuine Australian!

We got this email from Peter L*&^ard on Sunday.

Subject: idiot

From: peter l*&^ard
Enquiry date: 2009-09-13 18:35

your coments on tv are ignorent and shocking. im an aussi here in auckland running a buisness as kiwis are to stupid to. aussie are in control of most buisnesses in new zealand as you are ten years behind us. if you want to call australians lazy say it to there faces. the kiwis i have working for me are the worst people i have ever been in control off .
you are an idiot and i will relay this back to your aussie opostion and make sure that it gets harder for you. this is part of the world is forgotten as you have nothing to offer the world.

He thinks we’re idiots. Here’s 12 reasons why we’re smarter than him.

12. We use Capital letters at the start of sentences as well as for names of countries and people.
11. ‘Coments’ has two m’s. Comments.
10. ‘Ignorent’ is spelt ignorant.
9. im. I'm. It's like saying I am. That's a good way to remember it.
8. There’s an ‘e’ on the end of ‘Aussi’
7. Business. B-u-s-i-n-e-s-s. Not that hard.
6. This is a comma “,”. Try it some time.
5. To and too. Different words.
4. Say it to their faces Peter, not 'there faces'.
3. Have you been in control off them? Have you? nah.
2. ‘Oposition’. You mean opposition mate.
1. Just consider revising that last sentence.

Oh, and Peter. Please don't "make sure that it gets harder" for us. Please. Anything but that.


Nate said...

I think you need to publish his full name and email address, for research purposes of course.

Bex said...


Kiwi Bob said...

Please give out his details. Yo Pete - you are a dork.

KiwiAs said...

why have kiwis work for him if he cannot stand them in fact why is he here making his business survive.
He needs to piss of back to his own country and make a living there.
If New Zealand is good enough to make a living and make a life then give the credit where it is due mate!! Peter you are what I call a knob jockey. Grow up Mate!!

ive said...

Freakin hi-larious!
Nice piece of writing :)

Anonymous said...

hahahahar...the guy sounds like an Idiot, definitely doesn't own a business...he can't even spell to save himself!!!! Why Aussie dude?!?!'ve just made it worse for the rest of Australia!!

Alison said...

hahaha that is bloody brilliant! :-)

Anonymous said...

Hey guys

I'm an Aussie and even I have to agree with KiwiAs. Peter, you are a class A knob. You're obviously from some "back of nowhere" gene pool that is in some desperate need for some chlorine.

jeff stewart said...

i am so ANGRY!