Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Could you be the one?



We need a casual helper, as the title suggests. What you’ll basically be doing will be helping us out with little things that need to be done around the place, on a casual basis – again, as the job title suggest. I thought this was enough of a job description, but I’ve been told to expand on it. So here it goes.

The ‘little things that need to be done’ may include:

  • Folding cotton t-shirts
  • Checking inwards goods (counting the t-shirts)
  • Talking to Hayden about what he did over the weekend
  • In-store customer service
  • Online and telephonic customer service
  • Running up to the fish n chippery to obtain a package of $5.00 chips

How ‘casual’ is casual?

  • Pretty casual really – we don’t have a uniform or anything
  • You’ll need to work on Saturdays though
  • Pretty much full time leading up to Christmas
  • When you’re hung-over we’ll allow you to nip off to grab a blue Powerade from Caltex

Think you’re right for this role? Here’s a checklist for ya:

  • When you see a big pile of work to do you just can’t wait to get amongst it
  • You notice little things that others might miss
  • Working towards a common cause motivates you
  • You’re friendly and have strong ‘small talk’ skills e.g. she’s a nice day today eh?
  • You’d hand in a wallet that you found at a supermarket
  • Even when you’re really super hung-over you still come in to work on time

How to get this job:

  • Quickly prepare a CV and cover letter
  • Email your curriculum vitae (CV) and cover letter to sales{at}mrvintage.co.nz
  • Make sure your references are included in said CV
  • Tell us in under 20 words why we should choose you

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Amazing job description. so funny!

MJ said...

Hiya, just wanted to know if this is taken already?? hehe sounds like a cool place to work :)