From Sunday through Wednesday (7th – 9th) we were at the Autumn NZ Gift Fair. It was pretty good value, met a few good store-owners and the like. As always with these types of events, we spend a good portion of the time watching people, judging them. Just a little bit, but I’m not going to lie about it – it’s what we do. That and draw naughty pictures of the people we see.
So while we were there – looking, judging, and drawing – Rob decided to dabble in a little bit of rap, as he likes to from time to time. While I can’t show you the pictures we drew (NSFW), I can post the rap. Here goes.
Gift fair – Where we stare. by Rob Ewan
Just been at the Gift Fair selling tees,
Amongst other NZ stuff that was all pretty cheese
Saw heaps of Mums with dyed hair,
Their beads and bracelets made us stare
We were opposite a lady selling disco balls,
Like a $2 store in one of those crappy malls
Women pass with their blonde hair and dyed red fringes,
What’s up with that - can’t they see everyone’s cringes?
Oh well it’s time to pack up and leave
Shout out to my Dad who got a job today, his name's Steve